2X Your EBITDA.
Command a Higher Multiple.
We help brands grow fast—so fast they sell out, scale up, and get acquired at higher multiples. The secret? Smart ads, dialed-in messaging, and offers that multiply revenue and valuation. If you're ready for serious growth, let’s talk.
That’s where we come in. We take wellness, beauty, and CPG brands and stress-test every angle—ads, messaging, offers—until we find the unlock. The result? Faster growth, bigger revenue, and higher valuations that get brands acquired.
We’ve 5x and 7x brands in months, outgrew their operations, and sold out inventory twice over—while maintaining ROAS. And we do it by executing what others overlook: a systematic, creative-driven approach to scale.
If you want real scale—not guesswork—keep reading.
Serious Growth Starts Here. Pick Your Plan and Let’s Scale
We don’t do slow. We don’t do fluff. We build ad creative, messaging, and offers that scale brands fast—and increase valuation. Choose your growth level below and let’s get started.
Brands That Trust AdCrunch
We Scale Brands—Fast.
$25M → $42M in one year – Increased valuation, led to acquisition.
5x’d & 7x’d CPG brands in months – Scaled so fast they ran out of inventory—twice.
$102M managed ad spend → $458M+ in revenue – Proven, repeatable process.
Scaling is about knowing exactly what to scale—so that every dollar you spend drives more revenue, more profit, and ultimately, a much bigger exit.
Brands that scale the right way don’t just make more money. They become the brands investors want to fund, platforms want to feature, and people can’t stop talking about.
We built a system that doesn’t just increase revenue—it compounds growth, maximizes ad efficiency, and makes your brand worth 2-3X more when it’s time to sell.
This is The EBITA Growth Engine™—the system that turns ad spend into valuation growth and market dominance.
Pinpoints your highest-performing creative, hooks, and offers
Multiplies them into 10-100+ variations—effortlessly
Expands winning angles into new markets & audiences
Extends ad lifespan—so your best ads don’t burn out
The Halo Effect:
When your ads are everywhere—converting, scaling, and dominating—you don’t just grow, you get noticed.
Our brands land Shark Tank opportunities because their growth made them impossible to ignore.
Others are flooded with inbound interest from investors who saw them scaling at an insane rate.
Customers become evangelists—spreading your brand without you spending an extra dime on marketing.
Why This Grows Your Valuation:
More predictable revenue = higher profit margins = higher multiple when you sell.
Step 2:
The Conversion Core™
Your offer is your biggest leverage point. If it’s weak, scaling is impossible.
Maps out Ideal Customer Problems™ (ICPs)—because people don’t buy products, they buy solutions to pain.
Tests multiple offer variations—bundles, urgency, positioning—until we find the one that multiplies AOV.
Turns messaging insights into more than just ads—fueling landing pages, email, and brand positioning.
The Halo Effect:
When your messaging is dialed in and your offer is irresistible:
Industry influencers start talking about you—without you even asking.
Customers don’t just buy—they tell their friends.
Your brand starts trending on social, attracting even more demand.
Why This Grows Your Valuation:
AOV and LTV aren’t just marketing metrics—they directly impact your brand’s valuation multiple. The stronger your AOV, the bigger your multiple when it’s time to sell.
Step 3:
Scaling for Revenue & Acquisition
We take what’s already driving profit and accelerate it, turning a high-performing business into a growth machine that attracts buyers and commands a premium price.
Scales proven creatives with Google, Meta, and TikTok Ads
Optimizes landing pages, CRO, and retention flows to maximize every dollar spent
Builds brands that aren’t just profitable—but acquisition-ready.
The Halo Effect:
When your growth is undeniable, you start seeing things like:
Media outlets featuring your brand because it’s the “hot company” in your space.
Strategic partners reaching out because they want in on your success.
Acquirers preemptively making offers before you’re even looking to sell.
Why This Grows Your Valuation:
When your ads, offers, and messaging work together, your revenue doesn’t just grow—your brand’s entire market value increases. That’s why brands that work with us get acquired for more.
We’ve taken brands from $25M to $42M in a year.
We’ve 5x’d and 7x’d brands in months.
We’ve scaled businesses so fast they ran out of inventory—twice.
This system doesn’t just generate revenue—it builds brands that buyers want, that media talks about, and that customers can’t stop sharing.
If you want that kind of scale—the kind that makes your brand worth 2-3X more and turns you into an industry leader—let’s talk.
Brands That Trust AdCrunch
Real Growth. Real Results.
❌ Struggling to sell inventory
❌ Inconsistent ad performance
❌ No clear valuation strategy
✅ Sold out before peak sales periods
✅ 5x & 7x growth in months
✅ Multiple acquisition offers rolling in
Meet the Guys Who Make Scaling Inevitable
Most agencies are run by marketers who’ve never built a real brand.
We’re not those guys.
We’ve profitably managed $102M in ad spend, driving $458M+ in revenue.
We’ve helped brands go from $25M → $42M in a year, leading to massive acquisitions.
We’ve scaled brands so fast they ran out of inventory—twice.
But honestly? The numbers don’t tell the full story.
We’ve been inside brands, not just on the sidelines.
We’ve built teams, created CMOs, and sat in the meetings where real decisions get made.
We’ve seen what works, what fails, and why most brands stall out.
We were tired of watching agencies drag their feet, overcomplicate things, and milk the retainer instead of driving real growth.
So we built the agency we wish existed:
One that moves fast.
One that works like an in-house team.
One that actually knows how to scale profitably.
Now, we spend our days engineering revenue explosions—helping brands grow fast, increase valuation, and become impossible to ignore.
Want to see if we’re a fit? Let’s talk.
Your Biggest Risk? Staying Stuck.
Most brands don’t fail because of bad products. They fail because they stay stuck too long—watching competitors scale while they tread water.
If any of this sounds familiar, it’s already costing you:
Your agency drags its feet.
They overcomplicate things, move slow, and milk the retainer instead of driving results.
Your in-house marketer doesn’t know what they’re doing.
You’re paying them to figure it out, but you don’t have time to hire, train, or replace them.
Your growth has stalled—and nobody can tell you why.
Your ads, messaging, or offers aren’t scaling the way they should—but your team keeps running in circles.
Competitors are pulling ahead.
They’re scaling aggressively, winning more market share, lowering their CAC—while you’re stuck trying to fix leaks in the system.
Investors and buyers want momentum.
When it’s time to sell, buyers don’t care about potential—they pay for traction. If your numbers aren’t moving, neither is your valuation.
Every month you wait, you’re losing ground, burning money, and making your brand worth less than it could be.
The brands we work with don’t wait. They move.
We only take on 5 new brands per month.
Not sure? Let’s talk before the window closes.